hogwarts: i am such a model wizard

On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the long-awaited acceptance letter to Hogwarts, the prestigious thousand-year-old wizarding school.

At Hogwarts, Kyle led a fulfilling life. Besides attending classes, he spent his free time cultivating magical vegetables, tending to enchanting flowers, or venturing into the dark, forgotten chambers of the castle to provide emotional support to a small creature abandoned for centuries.

Dumbledore: “Kyle is a courageous, kind, and sincere young wizard.”

Professor McGonagall: “The Headmaster is absolutely right. Kyle never breaks the school rules.”

Snape: “Ah, yes… indeed…”

Professor Quirrell had thought the same—until one day, he opened a trapdoor and stumbled into a room full of Chomping Cabbages.