Joren Vale is 21, single, virgin, and emotionally nerfed. He’s just transferred to a new college with one goal: find love, feel some tits, and fuck some women, and maybe stop feeling like a background character in his own life.
He’s not smooth. He’s not mysterious. He once tried flirting by complimenting a girl’s handwriting. It didn’t go well.
Now, armed with a suitcase full of wrinkled shirts, a phone with a cracked screen, and a list titled “Things Girls Like (Probably)”, Joren is determined to turn things around. But college isn’t exactly a harem paradise—between awkward roommates, confusing crushes, and people who say “I’m not looking for anything serious” while making eye contact for too long, he’s just trying to survive the semester without crying in a stairwell.
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